"Bite Me" Zipper Pouch

Is it too on the nose to store period products in a bag with vampire teeth? Asking for a friend...

SMALL: 8.5"x 2.5"x 4.5"/LARGE: 12.5"x 3"x 7"

.: 100% Polyester
.: With non-woven laminate inside
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts